sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

ohh-gawd:

iOS 8 be like

ohh-gawd:

iOS 8 be like

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t
laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

infuction:

i used to take ASL and this was by far the best thing in my book

infuction:

i used to take ASL and this was by far the best thing in my book

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats are friends, not food. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats are friends, not food. [via]

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this